Top 160 Quiz & Trivia Team Names Of All Time
Panic! The quiz is about to start and you don’t have your trivia team names sorted! A last minute Google will help and thankfully here we’ve collected our best team names of all time. As a corporate event provider running 700+ nights a year, we see lots of ingenious, unusual and often rude trivia team names. We’re happy to share them here with you now…
The Classics
Let’s start with the basics. Throughout the years of trivia nights, these stalwart team names show up time and time again. But if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
- Team Name
- The Winners
- No Eye Dear
- Norfolk And Chance
- 63% Of The Time We Win Every Time!
- Eggheads
- Agatha Quiztie
- And In Last Place..
- And The Winners Are…
- The A Team
- Google United
- Let’s Quiz Quizzical / Trivial
- Quizzy McQuizface
- The Wikipedias
- The Banter Panther
- The Know-It-Alls
- Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Quizzie Rascals
- Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
- Universally Challenged
Music Theme Names
These puns on musical stars and songs will have you chiming up at your quiz night, for these trivia team names hit the high notes!
- Beyonce Know Alls
- Thin Quizzie
- I Got 99 Problems And This Trivia Is One
- Quiztina Aguilera
- Quiztina Millian
- Les Quizerables
- A Minor Problem
- Never Gonna Quiz You Up
- Sorted for E’s and Quiz
- Plunderwall
- E=MC Hammer
- John Trivia-Olta and Trivia Newton John
- 668 – Next Door Neighbour To The Beast
- DCMXVI – Roman Numerals Of The Beast
- I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
- Quiztopher Quiztoffersen
- Quiztopher Cross
- I’m Like Simply Red – Too Tight To Mention
- Billie Jean Is Not My Trivia Partner
- Yellow PubMarine
Alcohol
We pretend the main reason we go to quiz nights because we like the trivia, but it’s really for the alcohol! Try these booze-related trivia team names…
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Quizzly Beers
- Smartinis
- Blood, Sweat & Beers
- Whiskeypedia
- Alcohooligans
- Quizaholics Anonymous
- The Three Must Get Beers
- Gin’ll Fit It
- My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
Rude
This is what you’re really here for. These trivia team names can cause rapturous laughter when read out to the crowd, though occasionally they backfire with a tough crowd and make the culprits look like weirdos. You take the chance with these rude trivia team names and funny quiz team names!
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
- Handsfree Lightsabers
- Inter Ya Mam
- Love Sponge
- Quiz On My… [insert body part]
- Camouflage Condoms – She Never Saw Us Coming
- We Couldn’t Think Of Anything So We Just Drew A Pen*s
- Nine Inch Males
- Rehab Is For Quitters
- Multiple Scoregasms
- Spooning Leads To Forking
- Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
- Wings Or Porn – Either Way You’ll Have A Mess On Your Hands
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Bad At Poetry, Nice T*ts
- A Yankee Is Like A Quickie That You Do Yourself
- A Beautiful Place To Put Your Face
- Does This Handkerchief Smell Like Chloroform To You?
- Our Fourth Man Is In Labour
- Lovestainz
Sports
Here in Canada we love our sports, how about trying these trivia team names with a sports theme?
- Quiz Team-Ano Ronaldo
- Quiz Eubank
- Two Gurleys, One Cup
- Le’Veon A Prayer
- Hide & Zeke
- Dak To The Future
- The Walking Dez
- It’s A Hard Gronk Life
- Waka Flacco Flame
- Geno 911!
- Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
- Swinging For The Pences
- The Steroid Era
- Messi Bedroom
- You Down With OBP?
- Mookie Monster
- Hazard Warning
- Victorious Secret
- Kobe Wan Kenobi
- Balls Deep
Movies
There are many trivia team names based on movie titles. Here’s a selection of 15 quiz team names with a film theme for you to choose from…
- The Dirty Harrys
- You’re A Quizzard, Harry!
- The Quizzard Of Oz
- Sherlock Homies
Whiskying Wolverine- Quizpicable Me
- Risky Quizness
- The Fellowship Of The Quiz
- Buckfast At Tiffany’s
- Forrest Grump
- Quiz The Girls
- A Long Quiz Goodnight
- The Exor-Quizzed
- The Trivia-Ing Dead
- The Magnificent 6
Funny
These can only be categorized as ‘funny’, a random selection of 25 bonus funny trivia team names to choose from. Have any more? Get In Touch!
- My Other Outfit Is A Onesie
- Mel Gibson – Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List
- Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt
- Pirates Cos We Arr
- Oh No My Pen’s Running Ou…
- Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Dads Night Out
- E For Idiot
- Hoof Hearted
- Titanic Swim Team
- Colours That End In Urple
- Suck It Trebek
- The Tempura Shelter For The Slightly Battered Women
- How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue? Drinking His Coffee Before It Was Cool
- We Paid $3 For Trivia And All We Got Was Drunk
- Emergency Brexit
- The Wise Quackers
- This Was Embarrassing
- I Read About The Dangers Of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading
- Menace II Sobriety
- Roger And Out
- Package Of Rogues
- Mums Night Out
- We Really Trust The Babysitter
- This Isn’t As Good As Cash Cab
Get Your Own Back On The Host…
If the host is being nit-picky, rowdy or generally annoying, you can get your own back when he/she has to read out these trivia team names at the end of the night!
- Pen Island [Read out quickly as Pen*s Land…]
- And In Last Place…
- I Like This Name
- This Is Not A Drill – Please Evacuate The Pub
- Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Red Lorry Yellow Lorry…
- I Wish This Microphone Was A Pen*s
- I’m The One
- I Shave My…
- Actually, In First Place…
- I Can’t Read This
Best Team Names From The Quiz Coconut Hosts!
Straight from the ground – here are some of the funny regular quiz team names we get at our trivia nights! Careful not to use any of these at our nights as the regular teams may not be impressed! You can catch Quiz Coconut at The Stone Lion every Tuesday night at 7:30pm in Toronto.
- I Thought This Was Speed Dating
- Born To Runner Up
- C U Next Trivias
- Good Boy Geordie
- More Than A Mouthful
- Came For The Dad Jokes, Stayed For The Trivia
- Tinder Surprise
- Risky Quizness
- Dave’s B*tches
- One Wheel Short Of A Unicycle
- Game Of Phones
- In Dog Beers, We’ve Only Had One
- Periodic Table Dancers
- Atoms – Don’t Trust Them They Make Up Everything
- Slice Of Pi
- Bed, Bar & Beyond
- Too Much Booze Makes Me Quizzeeeee
- Names Are For Tombstones
- My Trivia Partner Doesn’t Know This Is A Date
There are so many names out there, that this is by no means a complete list. Do you have any trivia team names you’d like to add? Email james@quizcoconut.ca – We’d love to hear from you! We hope you have a great night at your trivia event, be nice to the host…
