Top 160 Quiz & Trivia Team Names Of All Time

Panic! The quiz is about to start and you don’t have your trivia team names sorted! A last minute Google will help and thankfully here we’ve collected our best team names of all time. As a corporate event provider running 700+ nights a year, we see lots of ingenious, unusual and often rude trivia team names. We’re happy to share them here with you now…

The Classics

Let’s start with the basics. Throughout the years of trivia nights, these stalwart team names show up time and time again. But if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

1. Team Name
2. The Winners
3. No Eye Dear
4. Norfolk And Chance
5. 63% Of The Time We Win Every Time!
6. Eggheads
7. Agatha Quiztie
8. And In Last Place..
9. And The Winners Are…
10. The A Team
11. Google United
12. Let’s Quiz Quizzical / Trivial
13. Quizzy McQuizface
14. The Wikipedias
15. The Banter Panther
16. The Know-It-Alls
17. Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow
18. Quizzie Rascals
19. Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
20. Universally Challenged

Music Theme Names

These puns on musical stars and songs will have you chiming up at your quiz night, for these trivia team names hit the high notes!

1. Beyonce Know Alls
2. Thin Quizzie
3. I Got 99 Problems And This Trivia Is One
4. Quiztina Aguilera
5. Quiztina Millian
6. Les Quizerables
7. A Minor Problem
8. Never Gonna Quiz You Up
9. Sorted for E’s and Quiz
10. Plunderwall
11. E=MC Hammer
12. John Trivia-Olta and Trivia Newton John
13. 668 – Next Door Neighbour To The Beast
14. DCMXVI – Roman Numerals Of The Beast
15. I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
16. Quiztopher Quiztoffersen
17. Quiztopher Cross
18. I’m Like Simply Red – Too Tight To Mention
19. Billie Jean Is Not My Trivia Partner
20. Yellow PubMarine

Alcohol

We pretend the main reason we go to quiz nights because we like the trivia, but it’s really for the alcohol! Try these booze-related trivia team names…

1. Tequila Mockingbird
2. Quizzly Beers
3. Smartinis
4. Blood, Sweat & Beers
5. Whiskeypedia
6. Alcohooligans
7. Quizaholics Anonymous
8. The Three Must Get Beers
9. Gin’ll Fit It
10. My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

Rude

This is what you’re really here for. These trivia team names can cause rapturous laughter when read out to the crowd, though occasionally they backfire with a tough crowd and make the culprits look like weirdos. You take the chance with these rude trivia team names and funny quiz team names!

1. Better Late Than Pregnant
2. Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
3. Handsfree Lightsabers
4. Inter Ya Mam
5. Love Sponge
6. Quiz On My… [insert body part]
7. Camouflage Condoms – She Never Saw Us Coming
8. We Couldn’t Think Of Anything So We Just Drew A Pen*s
9. Nine Inch Males
10. Rehab Is For Quitters
11. Multiple Scoregasms
12. Spooning Leads To Forking
13. Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
14. Wings Or Porn – Either Way You’ll Have A Mess On Your Hands
15. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Bad At Poetry, Nice T*ts
16. A Yankee Is Like A Quickie That You Do Yourself
17. A Beautiful Place To Put Your Face
18. Does This Handkerchief Smell Like Chloroform To You?
19. Our Fourth Man Is In Labour
20. Lovestainz

Sports

Here in Canada we love our sports, how about trying these trivia team names with a sports theme?

1. Quiz Team-Ano Ronaldo
2. Quiz Eubank
3. Two Gurleys, One Cup
4. Le’Veon A Prayer
5. Hide & Zeke
6. Dak To The Future
7. The Walking Dez
8. It’s A Hard Gronk Life
9. Waka Flacco Flame
10. Geno 911!
11. Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
12. Swinging For The Pences
13. The Steroid Era
14. Messi Bedroom
15. You Down With OBP?
16. Mookie Monster
17. Hazard Warning
18. Victorious Secret
19. Kobe Wan Kenobi
20. Balls Deep

Movies

There are many trivia team names based on movie titles. Here’s a selection of 15 quiz team names with a film theme for you to choose from…

1. The Dirty Harrys
2. You’re A Quizzard, Harry!
3. The Quizzard Of Oz
4. Sherlock Homies
5. Whiskying Wolverine
6. Quizpicable Me
7. Risky Quizness
8. The Fellowship Of The Quiz
9. Buckfast At Tiffany’s
10. Forrest Grump
11. Quiz The Girls
12. A Long Quiz Goodnight
13. The Exor-Quizzed
14. The Trivia-Ing Dead
15. The Magnificent 6

Funny

These can only be categorized as ‘funny’, a random selection of 25 bonus funny trivia team names to choose from. Have any more? Get In Touch!

1. My Other Outfit Is A Onesie
2. Mel Gibson – Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List
3. Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt
4. Pirates Cos We Arr
5. Oh No My Pen’s Running Ou…
6. Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
7. Dads Night Out
8. E For Idiot
9. Hoof Hearted
10. Titanic Swim Team
11. Colours That End In Urple
12. Suck It Trebek
13. The Tempura Shelter For The Slightly Battered Women
14. How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue? Drinking His Coffee Before It Was Cool
15. We Paid $3 For Trivia And All We Got Was Drunk
16. Emergency Brexit
17. The Wise Quackers
18. This Was Embarrassing
19. I Read About The Dangers Of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading
20. Menace II Sobriety
21. Roger And Out
22. Package Of Rogues
23. Mums Night Out
24. We Really Trust The Babysitter
25. This Isn’t As Good As Cash Cab

Get Your Own Back On The Host…

If the host is being nit-picky, rowdy or generally annoying, you can get your own back when he/she has to read out these trivia team names at the end of the night!

1. Pen Island [Read out quickly as Pen*s Land…]
2. And In Last Place…
3. I Like This Name
4. This Is Not A Drill – Please Evacuate The Pub
5. Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Red Lorry Yellow Lorry…
6. I Wish This Microphone Was A Pen*s
7. I’m The One
8. I Shave My…
9. Actually, In First Place…
10. I Can’t Read This

Best Team Names From The Quiz Coconut Hosts!

Straight from the ground – here are some of the funny regular quiz team names we get at our trivia nights! Careful not to use any of these at our nights as the regular teams may not be impressed! You can catch Quiz Coconut at The Stone Lion every Tuesday night at 7:30pm in Toronto.

1. I Thought This Was Speed Dating
2. Born To Runner Up
3. C U Next Trivias
4. Good Boy Geordie
5. More Than A Mouthful
6. Came For The Dad Jokes, Stayed For The Trivia
7. Tinder Surprise
8. Risky Quizness
9. Dave’s B*tches
10. One Wheel Short Of A Unicycle
11. Game Of Phones
12. In Dog Beers, We’ve Only Had One
13. Periodic Table Dancers
14. Atoms – Don’t Trust Them They Make Up Everything
15. Slice Of Pi
16. Bed, Bar & Beyond
17. Google
18. Too Much Booze Makes Me Quizzeeeee
19. Names Are For Tombstones
20. My Trivia Partner Doesn’t Know This Is A Date

There are so many names out there, that this is by no means a complete list. Do you have any trivia team names you’d like to add? Email james@quizcoconut.ca – We’d love to hear from you! We hope you have a great night at your trivia event, be nice to the host…